I have cured the world's deadliest condition..

Kinja'd!!! "RazoE" (razoe)
08/14/2014 at 17:37 • Filed to: None

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Hiccups. I get them bad and it hurts my diaphragm. So I remember seeing some "hiccup stick" crap for sale online. Like hell I'm looking that dumb. No sir, I'm using a pencil....and it worked! Drank water with a pencil in my mouth and it cured it immediately. I spilled some on my shirt, but I go home in an hour anyway and I work in a warehouse, so no one cares. Next I'll tackle ebola or something.

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! scoob > RazoE
08/14/2014 at 17:41

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Once I had hiccups, I drank water but leaned forwards and then swallowed and it worked. I've used that ever since.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > RazoE
08/14/2014 at 17:44

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There's two different women in that ad.


Kinja'd!!! All Motor Is Best Motor > RazoE
08/14/2014 at 17:45

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My best solution that works almost every time: Lean far forward like you're going to touch your toes, hold your breath, count to ten, and swallow water while holding said breath. I swear, it works.


Kinja'd!!! CB > RazoE
08/14/2014 at 17:47

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Drinking from the far side of a glass always worked for me.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > CB
08/14/2014 at 17:53

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que?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > RazoE
08/14/2014 at 18:58

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Next time I am at the bar I am going to grab a chopstick and see if it works with beer


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > RazoE
08/14/2014 at 19:40

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It's more or less drinking with your head tilted really far forward - like almost upside down. I've heard the water massages the roof of your mouth, or something like that.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > RazoE
08/14/2014 at 20:30

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Well it's a lot more elegant than my solution of trapping more air and letting rip a giant burp that said I'm guessing my solution is more satisfying.